New teachers
are faced with a long list of challenges:
Lesson planning, classroom management, implementing a student discipline
plan, dealing with parents, managing supplies, and last (but not least)…scoring
well on your first evaluation! It is
overwhelming, I know. I know because I
was in your shoes 19 years ago. I have
made it my mission to help you as much as I can, and provide you with as much
information as possible. With this in
mind, I am offering you a “New Teacher Survival Kit” that will address many of
the problems that you are facing as a first-year teacher:
1. I
provide you a step-by-step guide to surviving the first day of school, with strategies
you can use to “set the tone” for a successful year…and establish yourself as
the authority figure in your classroom.
2. Next, I include a discipline plan that
took me six years to “figure out” through trial-and-error. This discipline plan changed my outlook on
the teaching profession, and helped me survive (and thrive!) as a teacher in an
urban, economically disadvantaged school district in Houston, Texas.
3. Any teacher survival kit must include a
system to deal with difficult parents. I
show you how to make contact with parents (even those parents who DON’T want to
keep in contact with you). I also unveil
a list of “trigger words” that you should never use when speaking to parents
about their children. These powerful
words can turn a pleasant parent conference into a screaming match. I will show you how to present the same message
about a troubled student, while still keeping parents on your side.
4. What is your Principal looking for when
he/she performs your yearly evaluation?
I cut through the B.S. to tell you what they are REALLY looking for, and
how you can shock everyone by being “excellent” in your first year.
5. I will provide you with my personal
email address, and an invitation to ask me any question about teaching and
learning twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. It is like having your own personal school
administrator, on call, ready to help you whenever you need it!
While doing
research for this website, I came across several sites offering discipline
plans for $39.99 and $49.99…some of the books I browsed at the bookstore sold
for as much as $70. I keep getting
emails from stock market gurus offering their services for $500 to $3,500. Whew!
That’s a lot of money. I can
remember being a first-year teacher, and surviving on baked potatoes and
cinnamon toast. I know that you need
help at an affordable price. I make a
good living as an administrator, and don’t need to soak you for an outrageous
amount of money so that you can have a great first year of teaching. So… I am happy to announce that you can
download my “New Teacher Survival Kit” for the low price of just $20. That’s right, for the price of eight school
lunches, you can download a kit that will greatly reduce the stress you are
feeling as a first-year teacher, and get your career off on the right
foot! I do not want you to be one of the
50% of teachers who don’t make it three years in this great and noble
profession. Order my kit today! Yes, I said $20…that is not a misprint!
Get your credit card ready, and click on the button at the bottom of the page to buy the most effective “stress reliever” you will ever buy! Let my 19 years of teaching, coaching, mentoring, and administrative experience go to work for you!